I have transcended. Using this relic of omniscient knowledge outside of your mortal understanding, I have ascended to a higher plane of existence. I have found the answer to everything. I have seen reality’s true form, and it has opened my eyes. It has changed my entire world. I can now see the future, and control it. Charismathic leaders of nations now look to me like mere mindless puppets, following a predestined path that only I can control. Every day, I look at the people around me, and I think to myself: “These fools. They have not heard the Bible in Chinese, while simultaneously listening to Mozart’s music at 2 times speed. They have not felt the euphoria of sharing a mind with the universe itself.” Any being who has not felt compulsed to watch this video cannot truly call themselves conscious and sentient, for wanting to listen to this heavenly piece of art is the definition of having free will. René Descartes once said: “I think; therefore I am”, but this assortment of music and vocals is what defines existence. The only things in this world that truly exist are the sounds that make this holy hymn, and the things that they have influenced. Socrates once said: “I know that I know nothing”, but a man that has heard the elaborate, magnificent music presented here knows absolutely everything. They have found the answer to every single question imaginable, yet simultaniously they know nothing, for they have become the being that decides what there is to know. Having listened to this one of a kind masterpiece in its entirety, I am now more powerful than anyone on this planet. Those who still refuse to believe in this video’s power are mere arrogant fools that have no dignity, that can only exclaim pointless accusations before meeting their inevitable demise. -yt comments
